Characters:
Toshkar: the shrew
Mohand: her husband isA:D
Soka: her sister
7oksha: soka's fiance
7anafy: father.
Se7lawoy: 7oksha's friend
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SCENCE: 1st groom(intro)
Far away, f belad al wak wak, in the middle of nowhere, there was a house lived in it 2 sisters; Toshkar and soka with their father 7anafy. In the reception, soka and 7oksha where having that conversation; 7oksha was sitting reading the newspaper while soka was standing by the window.
Soka : “3aref eh aktr 7aga nfsy feha??^_^”.
7oksha:” la2 eh??”
Soka with hope:”tab enta maslan eh aktr 7aga nfsk feha?”
7oksha:”yaaah ya soka yaaaah, yama nfsy kda al zamalk rbna yedelo al se7a w al belya trg3 tl3b m3aah w yksb kas al 3alm kaman”
soka with a disgusted look:”zamalek:S!!? ana ba2olk aktr 7aga nfsk feha w ant t2oly zamalk??ant lsa ya abny 3ndk amal?? mankrdtsh leh m3 ba2y al zamalkoya, da nady darga 3ashra ya abny.”
7oksha:” soka rag2aaan!!! :( manto at3'lbto mn al esma3ely aho mn kam yum”
soka with pride:” bos msh hadaya3 w2ty ma3ak asln 3ashan monksha mamnhash fayda 3ashan a5rtha m3rofa ano al ahly w bas w al ba2y 5as”
7oksha :” wenty ba2a nfsk f eh 2olty???”
soka: “ ana nfsy o5tty twafe2 3al 3res al gowa m3 baba nw fel salon 3ashan 3o2detna tetfk w netgawez e7na ba2a”
7oksha astonished:” LOL!! ya bnty al 3ares al gowa da ebn 7alal, 7aram 3aliky ted3y 3aleh kda, dana sha5syan l7d dlwa2ty ba5af mn o5tk!!! anty nasya kol al at2dmolha kan bygrlhom eh!!?? anty 3rfa a5er 3res glha?? sar7an abo lam3a!! msh fkraa??? tsd2y ba2a ano da la 3res wala nela w da wa7d ana me2gro w df3lo flos kaman w raseto 3l beer w 3'ataah w 2oltlo al feha w mfesh faida brdo::S d kant hatakol dra3o ya bnty anty nasya!!! di msh 3yza bany2adm 3ady kda zayna, di 3yzlaha 3ashmawoy, y3ny 2a2l wagb kda wa7d safaa7, 5ot al se3eed”
A loud scream has put their conversation to an end, 7oksha jumped off the chair and both of them ran and stick to the corner of the room.
7oksha whispering to soka: “shofty, ahy btakol al 3ares nw, ya 3eny ay abny da so3'yar :'( :'(“
The groom enters the scene as if he has been kicked out from the salon to the reception, his clothes and hair were messed up:” 7ARAAAAAAAAAMTT, TOOOBAAA ana asln msh 3yez atgwez walahy, ana asln msh btaa3 gawaazz, w 7ata lo kont bta3 gawaaaaz, b3d al shofto anhrda da w b3d al garaly:'( ba2et la asloo7 le ay sheee22:'( !!!”
7oksha runs to him:” t3ala m3aya bsor3a, howa b3d al mr7la di btet7wel 3l ta2heel al mehany, yumeen w htrg3 zay al fool isA.” he took him slowly out
Toshkar rushes in followed by her father.
Soka:” eh ya toshkar ya 7abibty ebo eh al marady??”
Toshkar:”3EBO EEH!!! howa eh al 3edl al feh asln????da asmooo ABO SHA3RA W HOWA F3LN ABO SHA3RA!!!!! kont 3yza as2lo wadet al mesba7 feeen ya geeny!!!!”
soka tried to hide her laugh.
Father: ya bnty msh bel asamyy, al walad kan kowais w ebn nas w metrby w gahez. Ya bnty ana msh ha3shlkom al 3omr kolo, wenty galk meet 3arees w l7d dlwa2ty mfesh wa7d 3gbk w ya retk btsbehom le 7al sablhom w t2oly l2 w 5alas , danty btbahdelehom w tgblhom 3aha mostdema w t5lof 3akly. Ana 5alas kbrt w 3agzt w t3bt m3aky msh 3aref a3mlk eh y3ny.”
(7oksha returns in the middle of the conversation.)
toshkar:” tab bzmtk w denak ya sheee5 da kan manzr da!!! t5yal da maslan lo waf2t 3leh w atgwezto ha5lf meen 3ala2 al deen?? w da tb3an lo shaf e3lan shampoo hynhaar w tla2y kawabeso kolha bawareek w ymkn y7kom 3alya ana kaman a7l2 3l zero. Wala ymkn da bta3 sa3a tro7 w sa3a tegy?? Lo medy2 awy any rfdto atbra meny w la5as w ry7 ro7k 5ales!!!? y3ny ana zamby eeeh an kolohom 3aahat bashrya. ”
7oksha to himself:” ma al solam 5lsty 3lehom”
Toshkar aggressively:” N3AM, bt2ol eh anta kaman??????”
7oksha in a weak shaky voice:” lala dana ba2ool al sa3a ba2et 3 al dohr, m3ad nomy faat mn zamaan, lazm asta2zn ba2a ya gam3a”
Toshkar:”a7sn brdo”
soka:” astna ya 7oksha at3'da m3ana”
7oksha running out: ”at3'da eeh bas, al 3omr wa7d ya sety, salaaam”
soka sad with her face down:” wana kaman malesh nfs ana d5la odty anam showia.”
father:”5odeny f edk ya bnty”
toshkar facing the audience:” eh da, mahoma al gybnly 3ersan seky meky 3al a5er, w b3den ana msh 3yza tgwez da eh da!! 7aga tefl2. Wana msh 3rfa al bet soka 3gbha eh fel far al bt7bo da, 3yzeen yegawezo mayegawzo ya 3am baba enta Kaman ha7kid 3aleha ya3ni dana had3elha rbna ysbrha 3ala 7oksha al bahlawan da. Homa kolohom namo mn 3'er myt3'do, ana malesh d3wa ba2a ana g3ana.”
then she leaves.
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SCENE: Dakrory & 7oksha
7oksha was at the club when he met his friend dakrory.
7oksha:” DAKROOO!! ezayak ya waa7sh”
Dakrory:” ezzayak ant ya m3fn , mn sa3et mt5tbt ma7dsh byshof weshak ya nadl”
7oksha:”masha3'l ba2a ya abny ant 3areef”
Dakrory winking:”3ares ya sedy 3areefff, allah ysaahlo ya seeedddyyy”
7oksha:” aho na2okom da al gybna wara, ad3ely ya diko l7sn a5ook 5alaaas hyf2s 2oryb. Ana 3ndy amal anena neksb kas al 3alm, amal kbeer walahy aktr mn any htgwez soka f yum mn al ayam.”
Dakrory:” alalalalaaa 3ndk amal f kas al 3alm!!!! da al mawodo3 wad7 ano kbeer!! f eh??
7oksha:”aboha ya sedy, raso w alf gzma mygweznash abl om arba3a w arba3een -o5tha al kbera ya sedy-, 2al eeh hya al kbera lazm tetgwez. Al ragl 7anfy da byfkrny bel aflam al abyad w aswed.”
Dakrory:” tyb w hya mtgweztsh l7d dlw2ty leh??”
7oksha:” ba2olk OM 44!!! mafeesh 3res byglha 2ela lama tfesheto, al ragl mn dol ya kebdy(crying: eh2 eh2) yd5ol bethom saleem ytl3 3al 7omyaat 3edl; Btms5rhom ya 3eny. 3Aref 3ala 2ad mana 3yzha tetnyl w tetgwez ba2a 3ala 2ad ma kol ma 7ad byt2dmlha bab2a 5yf 3leeh. Ba7s ano mn wagby w mn bab al gd3na ano a7zro w atfsho. Shaklha kda a3da f arbzna, w ana w soka hn2deha kda bel bluetooth.”
Dakrory:” bas bas bas, wala bluetooth wala webcam, 7alk ya Brince 3aanddyy.”
7oksha:” el72ny beeeeeh.”
dakrory:” 3ndey leek 7tet 3ares enama eeeh lo2taaa, safaa7 kbeer wala 5oot al se3eed. W 3yz ytgwez w mfesh wa7da l7d dlwa2ty 3gbaah, by2oly an kolohom hobl w ano 3yz wa7da tgor shaklo. Bas howa eeh sheded y3ny w shyf nfso 3l kol yabny, da msh sahl 5als, bl 3fya alsn ay 7ad byklmo”
7oksha:” 3eeeez al talab ash7nholy bsor3aaaa 3ala bethom f asr3 wa2t, rbna yeg3l f se7lawoy al barka. Kalmo w raseh 3al 7owar w 7ded m3ah m3ad w klmny aked 3alya ba2a”
Dakrory:” ant to2mor ya m3nmy;) e7na 3ndna kam 7oksha y3ny.”
7okshta:” ya salaam, da lo waf2t bas 3aleeh w al gawaza di tamet msh 3ref mmkn a3mlk eeh. Dana mmkn mn al sa3da aro7 feeha”
Dakrory:”Tro7 feha da eh omal soka htetgwez meen?? wala 2olk ro7 feha roo7 wana hazbtha”
7oksha:” ah ya saafeel” and then he hits him and the both leave.
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SCENE: Se7lawoy
Back at home, 7anafy(father), soka and 7oksha standing in the reception.
7anafy: “ant mot2kd ya abny?? maly edak mn al 3res da??”
7oksha:”aiwa ya 3amy mat5fsh, da howa baye al donia asln da m7dsh by2dr yksrlo kelma.”
7anafy:”ysm3 mn bo2k rbna ya rab. Soka, 2olty le o5tk teghaaz???”
soka:” aiwa ya baba btlbs, zamnha 5alst.”
7anafy:”tab atl3y ya bnty wenaby shofeeha, manty 3rfaha y3ny”
soka:” 7ader haro7lha” then she left
the door bell rings and 7oksha runs quickly to open it.
7oksha(backstage):”ahln ahln ya se7lawoy, atfdl.”
father raises his hands praying, then se7lawoy enters followed by 7oksha.
Se7lawoy is a black short cocky young man dressed in an elegant black suit.
7anfy:” ahln ya abny atfdl a3od” after the 3 of them get seated he adds “ezzayak ya abny 3aml eh.”
se7lawoy with pride:” ana kowais tb3an kal 3ada, 3ashan asln mafesh 7aga te2dr t5leny msh kowais”
father stressed:” tyb klmny showia 3n nfsy.”
Se7lawoy with more pride:” e7m, ana wa bela fa5r Se7lawoy abo al 3neen, 3andy 28 sana w asht'lt kolt al sho3'lanat al momkna. Ana al7mdolelah madyan msh m7tag le sho'l 5aals w lakn ana 2olt afeed al bashrya be afkary w 5ebraty al m3mlya al faza. W a5er 7aga 5als, adeny aho basht3'l modrb 5aaas fi...”
7oksha interrupting him: “ se7lawoy fokak mn al kalam da kolo, ant 3aref al ber w 3'ataah, a7na ya 3amy bnshtry rageel msh CV. Al 3arousa matyora 7abten....talta arb3a 5amsa kda, galha 5msen 3ares tfsheto. ABOS REGLK MATKSFNEESH W MATETFSH, ana 5alaaas t3bt mn a3dety di!!(standing up) HATGAWEZ 3ALA RO7Y YA NAS!!!! “
7anfy to 7oksha:” mattelm ya wad ant w testrgl showia, kol matshof 7ad t2olo al bo2en dool.”
se7lawoy with the same cocky voice:” be 3on allah kda mat5foosh w 7oto f btnokom bate5a seefy, 5lohom bat5teen kaman. Ana mafesh wa7da f al donia t5od f edy aktr mn sanya wa7da. Hya bas awel matshofny...da hya mmkn awel matshofny yo3'ma 3aleha, msh htsd2 nfsaha ano ANA Se7lawoy al 3etra gylha bnfsy”
by the time he finishes his line, Toshkar enters.
Looking astonished, her mouth will drop open its when se7lawoy will add:” shofto ahy athblt awel mashftny, ya 3eny msh msd2a 3eneha, 7ad yge al nashader bsor3a”
toshkar:” msh msada2a 3enaya f3ln!!! meen al for23 loooz da ya baba??? waal da we23 mn geeb meen y3ny?”
7anafy:”toshkar ya bnty, e7m, a3ody bas w ahdy ya 7bibty.”
Toshkar sitting down:” plz mat2olesh ano da al 3arees” and she gives out a laugh.
Father looking down with diappointment and 7oksha is afraid as usal.
Toshkar:” eh ya gam3a ma 7ad ytklm, msh haklo, asl mab7bsh al chocolate” and she brust out laughing.
Se7lawoy's face turns red, he straightens himself in the chair then say:” 7adretk ana Se7lawoy abo al 3eneen, ana mn a….”
Toshkar interrupting:”astna kda astna!!! ant 2olt eeh se7lawoy???? went ba2a mn al no3 al sa7aly al bt3'ayar lonha ?? y3ny ant nw labs aswed fa 3ashan kda b2et aswed, lo lbst 7aga 5dra htb2a AL RAGOL AL A5DAAR???”
7oksha bursts out laughing then suddenly stops when 7anafy and se7lawoy gave him a warning look.
Toshkar:” w bteshta3'l eh ba2a 7adretk???”
7anafy:”da modrb ad al donia”
Toshkar:”BGD!!!:O...modreb eh y3ny isA:S”
Se7lawoy:”ana bela fa5r asht3'lt f amakn kteer w darbt yaaamaa, w a5eraan dlwa2ty basht3'l fel seerk al kawomy modrb 2orood.”
7anafy, 7oksha and toshkar looking at him, all three cry out of the shock!!!
7anafy:” toshkar ya 7bibty ana kol mra kont b3'ltk, al marady BEESK 3ALEEH”
toushkar:” al beeh byshta3'al oradaty y3ny!!! y3ny mabda2yan al serk al kawomy mfehoosh 2orod, bas ma 3alena. (in a higher more aggressive tone)Kalmny ba2a 3an sabab al fa5r al anta feeh, m7sesny ank doctor w ra2es kesm. W esm al kareem leh maknsh maymoon???wala 3ashan mytl3'btosh mabenk w been talmezak???”
se7lawoy standing up:” ANA LAN ASM7LK”
toshkar laughing:” ant 3aref ana hashfk 3lek w msh h3mlk 7aga kfaya ya abny al ant feeh:D ana karart any a3fo 3anak. Amshy dlwa2ty w bsor3a abl manzl ageeb sensela w ashtery re2 w asr7 bek 3al 2ahawy. (shouting)AMSHY”
Se7lawoy jumped when she shouted and ran out.
Toshkar:”kda ya baba di a5retha, 5alas msh te2ny lel drgady w 3yzen t5lso mny b ay wasela”
7anafy:”walahy ya bnty makontsh a3rf ano hozo2 lel dragady. H3ml eeh ba2a al yetekl 3al 3yaaal f 7aga”
7oksha:”kda ay 3amy ana 3ayel”
toshkaar:” allaaah howa al se7lya magyeb al faar??? msA magm3 elama waf2.”
and all of the three started laughing again.
SCENE: 7oksha w dakrory 2.
7oksha was talking in his mobile and from a couple of meters away dakrory accidentally saw him and yelled at him. When 7oksha heard his voice he tried to hide from him, but dakrory runs and graps him.
Dakrory:” eh ya man 3amal anady 3lek went wala hena.”
7oksha:” ya 3am ana asln wala tey2 ashof weshk”
Dakrory:”leh bas kda!!! ana 3mltlk eh??ya man danta 7abiby”
7oksha:” wala 7abiby wala zeft ba2a, kfaya 3ares al hana m3reftk”
Dakrory with pride and his hands in his pockets:” shoft, msh 2oltlk 3aress lo2taa”
7oksha hits him on his head:” gatk nela wenta metnkly awy kda, dana athz2t ambr7 w kont f nos hdomy bsab mashortk al soda, kan yum mnayl yum ma 3reft w sm3t kalamk ya shee5, da bany2adm mohz2 ya 3aam, m3 eny msh wask awy f 7tet bany2adm di bas ma 3alena”
Dakrory:”alalalaah, la ya 3am ana asf tb walahy la 3awadkk”
7oksha:”LALALALA la t3awadny wala tnyl, motshaakrr msh 3yez mnk 7aga.”
Dakrory:”astna bas, dana haashaahyassk, dana ambr7 shoft 7tet 3aress loo22ta yabnyy wad kda al banat kolha mahboleen 3leeh m3 eno 3ady y3ny, la shaakl wala soot wala sora wala 3ndo 5fet damy w gamaly(H)”
7oksha:” howa ant fat7 koshk 3ersan wala eh ya daakary??? w da ba2a ta2fel ma7ly wala tywanii!?? ya 3am ant bda3tk madroba w msh 3yz mn weshak 7aga.”
7oksha is about to leave when dakrory graps hm from his arm;
Dakrory:”Asm3ny bas al marady, walaahy al marady ana maly edy mno da. W b3den da wad damo te2eel kda wana mb7bosh y3ny lo 3mlt feeh eh waala hyt2sr. Y3ny mmkn yen2tha asln.
7oksha:” hmmmmmmmmm, amry lelaaah, y3ny gat 3leeh aho msh hn5sr 7aga, bas 3aaref lo tl3 al 3ares fe 7aga kda wala kda, 3aref ana h3ml fek eeh!!? ana msh h3ml 7aga ana bas ha7bsk f oda m3 al fak al moftrss-toshkar- msh hat5od f edha 3'lwa, rob3 sa3a w tkon ataklt w try7 al bashrya mn 3'aba2ak.”
Dakrory:” ma2bola ya sedy, bas ana wask al marady ano kolo hyb2a tamam.”
7oksha:” ama nshoof, ab3tly al da7ya rakam 178 3l beet bokra.”
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SCENE: Mohanad
Door bell ringing and soka heads to the door to open it.The father is standing in the middle.
7anafy:” egry ya soka aft7y aked dal 3rees.”
Soka to herself:”omal al 5dmen ra7o feen:S w 7oksha da kaman magash leeeh msh al 3res da tb3o:S”
soka returns with her eyes and mouth wide open and looking mesmerized.
7anafy approaching her:” malk ya soka???f eeh ? Feen al 3rees?? ”
soka to no one in specific and in a faint voice:” amar....!!amar!!!”
7anafy:”anty ya beent feen al 3reees??”
mohanad enters from the back, his hands in his pockets wearing an elegant black suit and heads to the center saying:” ana al 3ares ya fandem”
they both look at him, then soka gives him her back quickly and say:” asmo mohnd w howa mohnd f3ln!!feen 7oksha yegy yshoooooooof :'( “
7anafy shaking hands with mohanad:” ahln wa sahlaan ya abny atfdl 2o3od.”
Mohanad:”7adretak ana....”
7anafy:”bos ya abny ya 7abiby abl mat2ol ay 7aga ana bas 3yz afhmk 7aga wa7da bas. Walahy al wa7d ma3rf y2ol eh ant mmkn test3'rb al ana ha2olo da, bas ana bnty...”
Mohanad interrupting:” mat2l2ash ya 3aamy, ana 3reft kol 7aga 3an bnt 7adrtk wana rady, mykonsh f balk abdan. “
by that time, toushkar enters and the moment she sees him she gets amazed by her groom's good looking. She enters silently and sits beside her father.
7anafy:”msh tslmy 3ala 3ressk ya toushkar?? mohand a3rfk 3ala 3aroustna toushkar bnty”
mohanad scanning her from head to toe with a careless look:”aah...msh batala”
toushakr was as if she was hypnotized or something, her mouth widely opened(hatryl 3leh)
mohanad with pride:”ana asmy mohnad al 7lewa,3andy 26 w ana tayar madany. Madyan metrya7 al7mdolelah w msh na2sny 7aga, bas ne2dr t2ol kda zeh2t, a3dt afkr a3ml eh?? lafeet al 3alm w grbt kol 7aga, a3ml eh a3ml eh?? 2olt ama ngrb netgawez kda, tagroba gdeda brdo”
toushakr raised her eyebrows excitedly, 7aanfy looked bk at her cant believe himself, then looked bk at mohanad and asked him:”howa fe eh malha??”
mohanad:” dal 3ady 7adretk ana ta3wedt 3ala kda 5alas,w b3deen ana asly b3rf anym al nas ta3'tatesy, shof kda maslan( makes some moves with his hands) toshkar ya bnt omo toshkaar, 2omy 2oro2slna ra2set al shampanzee al 7ayraan”
toushakr will stand up and do a silly dance, the father and soka will be shocked, laugh then ask mohanad to stop that.
Mohanad:”5alas ya 2erda, asdy ya toushkaar a3ody w b3den fo2y”
toushakr sits but keeps mesmerized and focused with mohanad.
Mohanad:” ana ya 3amy dars 3elm nfs w bel tnwem al me3'natesy mmkn a3lg w a3'yar mn slokha wa7da wa7da mt5fsh 3alya”
7anafy:”tyb ya toushkar ya 7bibty anty mowaf2a 3ala mohnad??? n2ol mabrok ya 7abibty???
she wont reply so he asks her again:”TOUSHAAKR, rakzy m3aya, fo22y, mowaf2a tetgawezy? mohanad?”
toushkar:”AH AH AH, BA7BO YA BABAA 2AAAAAA”
7oksha enters and soka runs to him:”KONT FEEEN FATAAKKK!! toshkar waf2t 3al 3arees w al mofg2a al akbr ano al 3ares mowaf2 howa kamaan!!”
7oksha:”da meen al da3ya 3leh omo!?? al 3rees al tb3 al wad dakrory???”
soka:”howa howa, ttoushkar awel mashfto ma2olksh athbtl 3leeh, asl howa bsar7aa eeeh, MOZZA f3ln, dana lama shofto athblt”
7oksha:”alalalaaa mtlmy nfsk w r3y sho3oorryy 7ta w e7trmy nfsk kda, elt al adab w al mas5ra di b3den amana amar brdo te2dry tnkry!??”
soka:”laa ya 7okkshty ant amar tb3an, bas ant amar bel satr”
7oksha with pride”aiwa kda azboty”
soka:”sebak anta bas al mohm an toushkar 5laas htetgweeeezzzzz w a7na ne7slha”
7oksha:” A5EEEEEEERAAN!!!! lala anty btd7ky 3alya??da brnamg al kamera fel ml3b saa7???? w da m2lb w metf2en m3aky??”
soka:” athblt ya 7oksh wala eh?? al 3res aho gowa w by2ro al ft7a “
7oksha runs to them then asks 7anafy, mohnad and toshkar.
7oksha:” ala an sm3to da bgd???toshkar waf2t??”
7anafy:”aiwa ya 7oksha barklohom isA hnktb ktbhom tom 3ashan mohnd mst3gl 3ashan msafer”
7oksha kneels infront of mohanad:” ABOS REGLK, ABOS EDAK, ABOSLK AY 7AGA, ANTA TO2MOOOR, rbna ykatar mn amsalk, ant b 3mltk di ankazt wa7d mn al en7raaaaf” then faces 7anafy:”mmkn ya 3my nktb ana w soka a7na kaman ktbna bokra?? m3ahom y3ny 5yro al ber 3agloo ba2a, 3agelo al ba2lo 50 sana msh rady yegy”
7anafy:”bas al bnt nshofha na5od r2yaha”
7oksha:” ant hatst3bt ta5od ra2yaha f eeeh isA, bntk hatethbl 3alya asln, ana aho ba2olk gahza malksh ant d3wa bas”
7anafy:” 5alas 3ala 5ert allah”
7oksha rises:” YAMANTA KAREEM YA RAB, LULLULULLLLYYY”
THE END
